radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people
  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
  • slayboybunny:

    one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds

    retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

    supernatural-tardis:

    i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

    Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

    Family reunions be like

    silverhavok:

    obscure relative:

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    me:

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    ruinedchildhood:


The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though